I was going to tell you about the swim meet this weekend, it has quite a few stories involved. But first, I want to tell you about dinner and a movie. I will tell you about Cedar City another time.
You are probably thinking me talking about dinner is really boring, because really what can you say about it? But no, it is actually kind of funny tonight. See, my little sister (Adrienne) likes to do cartwheels. She does cartwheels all day it seems like. Usually I don't really have much to do with her cartwheels. Tonight however, I decided that since I was babysitting them I would just warm us some left overs and eat it on the floor by my couch. (I was sitting like a few feet from my table, so it's kind of pointless, but I didn't want to sit in a chair.) So I warmed up some shepherds pie for dinner. If you don't know what that is, it's meat, corn, green beans, cheese, and mashed potatoes, not in that order. Trust me it tastes a lot better than I just made it sound. Anyways, I sat down with my plate of food, and was about to eat it, when my sister did one of her cartwheels. Unfortunately, she was standing right in front of me, and she kicked my plate five or ten feet up in the air. I am not kidding, it almost hit my ceiling. The reason why I told you what is in shepards pie is so you can get a little bit of an idea of the chaos that ensued.
My plate when up in the air, and all food that was on it went everywhere. It was on the blinds, the windows, the couch, the floor, a couple walls, the dog, my other sister, everywhere. I think that it covered more area than if it had been paint instead of food. I think that the only thing that didn't end up covered in mashed potatoes was the actual plate.
My littlest sister Eliza started to almost cry, and Adrienne felt so bad and kept saying sorry. I almost started laughing because it was so comical how it happened. I had to spend forever cleaning it all up, (it got behind the couch somehow) and kept laughing. Adrienne didn't think it was funny because she felt so bad about it, and Eliza also didn't think it was funny either because I told her not to cry when it landed on her. But I thought it was hilarious.
After dinner, when my sisters went to bed, I watched a movie. Have you seen The Mummy? If not, you really should. We watched it in Art a while ago, and it is really good. I laughed for a lot of it, where as my friend Moonshine (it is a long story as to why I decided to call her that on my blog, but it is from The Mummy) was scared the whole time. We watched it to see Egyptian Art, but it was a nice break from all the notes we were taking before the movie. Anyways, my friend Moonshine and I loved it and wanted to watch the sequel. We eventually did, and I think it made the art teacher like us. The second movie was actually arguably better than the first. It was really funny and we still make a weird hand sign for it and talk about it a few times a week. We also watched The Mummy 3, but it was not as good. It had a totally different plot and the main character was a different person, who was like 20 years older, but her husband was still the same age. It wasn't even Egyptian, it was Chinese! The two good things about it were the weird uncle (who is the only reason we even finished the movie) and the yeties. I don't want to go into detail about that movie, but it's not as good as the first two.
The Mummy Returns (the second of the three movies) was on TV tonight. My friend texted me to tell me, and when we couldn't watch it together, we just watched it and texted about it the whole time. It was really funny, and it was weird to like "virtually" (for lack of a better word) hang out with someone. The movie has a random part in it where they are talking in a desert sand dune area and then in the background there is in the middle of the sand a guy sitting in a bathtub reading a news paper. It is irrelevant and really random, but I think it is funny.
In the movie there are also zombie monkeys and skeleton armies and an army that has human bodies, but with weird animal heads that confound me. This is not all, the Rock (super buff dude who is in a ton of movies) is in the movie as a half scorpion half human demon. I think they might kill him, but don't quote me on that. Texting about the movie was actually really fun, but I think that it would have been funny if the texts that I sent went to the wrong person. The person would get so confused I bet, good think they all went to the right person because anybody but Moonshine would be flummoxed (go look it up :D) by my texts about zombie monkeys and bathtubs in the desert!
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