Sunday, December 11, 2011

The Seven Wonders of the World (Plus Darth Skittles)

I am going to write this week's post on my friend Sest Wonder. No, that is not her real official name, but I really do call her Sest. I have nicknames for almost everyone in her family; her mom's name is Queen Cheesy, her 13 year old brother is Lukie, Her dad is just her dad, her 7 or 8 year old brother is Tate, and her youngest brother is Coie. You may be counting that up and see that it is only six people, so to make it seven (a much cooler number) I added her dog in. Her dog is named Fishy, well it is to me at least, and Before that dog She had a dog named Cheesy (who I still count as part of their family). She also has a bird named Darth Skittles.


I will start with Sest. Sest is really tall, she is random, and she is fun to be around. We went to Las Vegas once, and we had a weird time. We bought lip gloss, but then she decided it smelled like the Sinclair Dinosaur died in it. (This is gross because the Sinclair dinosaur already is supposed to smell like throw up, thanks to me and my car sickness.) We were drawing pictures at the same time, so I decided to use the lip gloss to paint the picture. She thought I was drawing a bowling pin, but it was a fairy. So now I have, in one of my sketch books, a picture of a strawberry/watermelon smelling bowling pin fairy. 


We have fought a lot, but she is one of my best friends. She has been there when it has counted. She is a sophomore, so I don't see her a lot, but when I do, it is scary how hyper I get. I know you really don't want to read this, but I promise there are good stories, I just need to introduce her family for you to get it.


Her brother, Lukie, is 13. He hates being called Lukie he says, but I think he secretly likes it. He goes to my school, and said one day, "You know, you are my sister. At school you're my school sister." This made my day, and the next time he saw me he said "Hi Sister!" much to the surprise of the girl who I was talking to (I guess they knew each other). He is so cute, I love his voice. He is really sweet too; he used to let Sest and me make him play Barbies.


Her dad is just her dad. Her mom is named after her dog, Cheesy, and is one of the funniest people ever. Her name is Queen Cheesy because she kept insisting that her dog's name was Jersey, which it was not, it was Cheesy. My favorite quote from her right now is "putting the 'FUN' in dysfunctional since 1971." Well it was until I read her last Facebook status (I had to go find that quote on her wall so I could quote it exactly), so pretty much the last thing I heard her say is the funniest. 


Sest's youngest brothers, Tate and Coie, are eight and six. They are not way too little, but they seem little to me. Lukie and Tate are very compassionate, they care a lot about people and are really sweet. Coie I don't really know too well. 


Sest has a bird that I named after myself because I disapproved of its real name and her family needed a Star Wars reference. Her dog Cheesy was so cute, her name was Cheesy because I was sitting on her couch once eating Cheetos and I commented that they were really cheesy. When I said the word cheesy her dog looked up, and after that I always just called her Cheesy because that is the name that she responded to. I haven't officially been introduced to their new dog Fishy yet, so yeah.


My mom says that I need to be done now, so I will save my Sest stories for later. See ya!

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